invisiblelad:

sarahtheartiste:

emmagrant01:

hiddlestalker:

asked to be made rebloggable

“Dif-tor heh smusma don’t mean jack shit to real star trek fans”

“Dif-tor heh smusma” is the Vulcan phrase for “Live long and prosper.”

BURN.

“Please go back to your country or follow blogs that speak your language…” 

a-ckleholic:

colonelmustangsnipples:

I AM ACTUALLY REALLY RELIEVED THAT EMINEM DOESN’T SWEAR IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS

the dildo was invented before the wheel? well i see where our priorities are at

j2justice:

thebrotherswinchester:

do you ever just stop to think about lucifer

and how he was in the pit for millennia

scheming and plotting every single tiny detail of his rise to power

thinking through everything that could possibly go wrong, and creating hundreds of backup plans for each scenario

and the one thing that he didn’t plan for

the one thing that was his downfall

was sam winchester loving his brother more than anything in the entire universe

do you ever just think about that

#for a split second there ned was like holy shit is he giving it to me

lgbtgivesmehope:

[Cartoon of a man standing outside Heaven saying, ‘I’m NOT going in there with all those homosexuals!’ and God replying, ‘Who said you were going in there?’]

ronweasley:

the way it should be, famous songs from animated movies performed in the language of the place the stories are set in or the character’s mother tongue {listen}

i. hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame) - french; ii. once upon a december (anastasia) - russian; iii. a whole new world (aladdin) - arabic; iv. bare necessities (the jungle book) - hindi; v. i see the light (tangled) - german; vi. can you feel the love tonight? (the lion king) - zulu; vii. i’ve got no strings (pinocchio) - italian; viii. i won’t say i’m in love (hercules) - greek; ix. it’s tough to be a god (the road to el dorado) - spanish; x. under the sea (the little mermaid) - danish; xi. i’ll make a man out of you (mulan) - mandarin; xii. when you believe (the prince of egypt) - hebrew

I only just realised you guys have next to no idea what I look like. I thought you ought to know.

(sorry. for the face. and for the size of the picture. sorry)

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

iamwearingahat:

thewatarimono:

Towel Day is coming..!!!

On the infinitely improbable chance one of you hitchikers are at Alton towers on Saturday, I’ll be wearing my DONT panic tshirt and embarrassing my friends with geeky glory :)

beatledork:

g-i-l-b-e-r-t-n-i-g-h-t-r-a-y:

fitfeelsbetterthanskinny:

dontstop-fitnessprincess:

I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word.

THIS^^

third grade was hell because everyone thought i was exaggerating

In sixth grade, I had a teacher scream at me several times a week for being diabetic. The principal didn’t believe me.